Fire Major Applewhite!

As we mentioned in our prescient entry below, Major Applewhite's first step towards a head coaching job was likely to be as quarterbacks coach. Today, Syracuse made good on our prediction. Check back here in four years for his promotion to OC.

By the way -- as always -- this domain name is for sale. Good luck, Major, our retirement fund is depending heavily on your continuing success (and then failure).